Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Cosmic Weekend

So.
Have you ever heard of cosmic wimpout? If not, I understand, but I think you should check it out some time; it's a pretty simple dice game (except not really).Anyhow, that was the game of choice on Saturday night, and during the game, my slightly tasteless brother decided to abuse the power of the mullet to achieve victory.He usually keeps the thing bound up and hidden away as a ponytail, but on the occasion, he brings the power of the 80's back to haunt us.

Usually, this would be laughable, but the kicker is it usually works.

So he let down his mullet, cried "Mullet power!", and then rolled an instant victory. The rest of us just sat there and had a laugh of pain and shock. It was possibly the most hideously funny moments of my day. Possibly the month, because, mullets.
Speaking of such, have you ever looked back at the classic television shows, and looked at the iconic hairstyles? Like the Jim Morrison mane, the MacGyver mullet, or the Selleck stache? Whatever happened to that, I don't know, but it could be because it was just too much for the world to handle. I mean, just look at  these!
The Morrison Mane
The Selleck Stache
And the famous MacGyver Mullet


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